Arrr, talkin' and jabberin's best left for parrots -- it's time for fightin'! Load the cannons and show yer steel, we're headin' out to plunder the open seas and no yellow-bellied lubbers will stand in our way! Quit yer frettin', this proud vessel be safe for fresh or salty waters.
Me salty old sea dog mate painted it by hand - mighty impressive since he's only got a hook!
Safe n' proper for fresh or salty waters
Polyresin construction be tougher'n cold cannon steel!